Um, ew, who left all of that green fire and blood everywhere in the hallways? I turned the corner and slipped right into claw-marks.

Is there, like, a form I can fill out? My shirt is officially ruined, as is my day and my appetite.

Who: Blair & Serena ( Read more... )

WHAT THE HELL MAN

Who wiped out my hard drive and then burned my soccer ball and melted it to the ceiling?!

Serena let's have sex again

it felt really good

I wanna try that thing with my tongue

Who: OPEN TO ALL FOR THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
Where: TSO's Mansion
When:  Present day Area 42. At the end of the universe? High noon? Totally epic and appropriate showdown time?
What: THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY!  TSO is going down. So here is how it will work folks.
             ALL activity at the final showdown takes place under this ( Read more... )

Who: Serena and Blair ( Read more... )

Who: Open (it's a frakking party of course it's open ( Read more... )

FUCK YOU GOSSIP GIRL

THIS TIME IT'S PERSONAL

WHEN YOU REPORTED ON ME LOSING MY VIRGINITY, AND WHEN YOU SPREAD THAT RUMOUR ABOUT ME BEING PREGNANT, AND WHEN YOU MADE CHUCK AND NATE HATE ME FOR PLAYING THEM BOTH, THAT WAS ONE THING

THIS IS PERSONAL

YOU KNOW WHAT

SERENA AND I ARE DATING SO FUCK YOU

[ Private to Serena ]

Come to the dance with

Who: Blair Waldorf and Serena van der Woodsen
What: Awwwwwwkward
Where: Library

Blair had been avoiding Serena.

To put it mildly.

And after Gossip Girl's post, she was avoiding everyone. Why did she need this bullshit, anyways? She angrily stomped down the library shelves, looking for something to keep her occupied. As she turned and almost ran ( Read more... )

Who: Blair & Serena
What: Oh my god my dream----
Where: Serena's apartment

Blair knocked on Serena's door like the world was ending.

How ironic that when she has a dream she made out with her best friend, her best friend is the only person in the world- literally- that she can go to.